The “Gay Agenda” is apparently everywhere nowadays, and according to many believers of this abstract concept, “TEH GAYZ ARE TAKIN’ OVAH! HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YOU FAMILIES! SAVE YOUR MARRIAGES!”
So, what exactly is the ” Gay Agenda”? Why is it such a big deal to many people? Oh noes! :O
Seriously, are we really that awesome that we threaten other people? We must be epic. Don’t fret my dear, we’re gonna be okay.
Let me tell you what a “gay agenda” is. We wake up in the morning, make breakfast, get ready for work, work for the day, go home, go workout for an hour, eat dinner, hangout for a bit with our loved ones, maybe play with our pet (if you have one), watch TV or surf the internet for a bit, read a good book, take a shower, go to bed, and then sleep.
That’s it. That is the “gay agenda”. But, have you heard of the “Asian Gay Agenda”. Well, it goes something similar to the above illustration. However, a few differences include the following:
- dealing with our parents who still want us to be doctors, lawyers, etc.
- get straight A’s in all our classes because A- is not enough
- eat with alternative eating utensils
Just kidding. But really, we’re no different compared to our straight folk counterparts. We just want to live life in peace, love freely, be with the person we love, and be loved. That’s it. That is the “gay agenda”.